You two relax and shake hands...

"Shake THIS!"
Hahahah
I love American Pie 2. It sucks watching it without my Rich though. Hed like it.
I hope the lovely Val is okay.
:(

Im cat sitting. I got bored of my mother and I got to town, met Rupert, caught up, bought an eminem album and got on a bus and came to Newton Pop.
I love it here.
I love the cats :D
Theyre so damn funny.

I needed quiet time. My definition of quiet time is no family, loud music - in this case, a decent blast of obscenely abusive lyrics from the delightful Eminem. Turns out Jumble liked it too.
I recommend "Kim" - its sick an twisted and totally awesome if u know the words XD

I have a couple of weird things to think about - Penises. Now, I find ALL penises revolting. I cant stand looking at them, theyre just...ew. Except my boyfriend's. I like his. I dont mind it at all - although i have been instructed never to call it "cute" again.
Apparently its bad to do that?

So do guys think the same thing? Are all other penises except their own horrid? or is the other way around and they cant stand the sight of their own manhood? Or do they feel the same about vaginas?

Oh i dont know what got me onto this subject. I just thought about it today in a ridiculous conversation with my penis AND vagina possessing friend in Essex.

OKOKOK AND
What about Libraries? Libraries are there to encourage people to read and open peoples minds and stuff and yet, if you bring a book back late they expect you to give them MONEY? I mean, if someone else wants to read the book, they can reserve it and read another one in the meantime? If libraries were REALLY encouraging people to read more and stuff they wouldnt charge. Which just proves how naive I am in thinking they were good people. BUT NOOOO. Just another load of twats.

Oh god, im turning into one of those people that hates everyone.
Shit.

Like My grandad and my boyfriend. They hate everyone. Well. Not so much hate, just disagree and get angered by.

Into the Ocean, it has just occurred to me, is another song you ought to listen to. It describes, mostly, how I feel at this point in my life generally. Its by blue october and I love it.

Anyway, enough rambling.
I love Dawn. It has to be said.

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